Local band Honky Tonkitis announced this week the impending release of a new Christmas album by the group.
"We're really excited about this one. It's not crappy like those last three albums we put out," stated singer Johnny Maplewood.
The album, tentatively titled, Let's Have A Children's Honky Tonk Christmas, will be available in December.
"It's got tons of great tracks on it with a lot of famous guest stars contributing to help make it look good and force their friends into buying it," guitarist Bruce Dean explained.
Don Turner elaborated: "It's a special, special record for all those special kids in your life. And yet, the adults can enjoy it, too. There's a little bit of something for everyone. Except for the jerks that don't like us."
"I honestly don't even remember recording any of it," fiddle player Larry Gääärd concluded. "Is it any good?"
Song Titles include:
Shut Up with the Christmas Songs, I'm Drinking
Stand Your Ground Against Intruder Santa Claus
Twelve Steps to the Twelve Drinks of Christmas
Rudolph Arm Wrestles Baby Jesus for the Kingdom
These Red Sores 'round My Mouth Mean That It's Christmas
Ev'ry Time that Santa's Near, Daddy Drinks a Beer
Eleven Drinkers Drinking
My Baby Left the Bar with Santa Claus
Oh Holy Night (quartet including Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, and Shane McGowan)
Put More Vodka in my Eggnog
You Look A Lot Like Santa, Baby
Rumplemintz Reminds Me of Christmas