We'll be throwing out our best Xaverian-style honky tonk tomorrow afternoon at the Xaverian Mission festival in Franklin. What is Xaverian-style honky tonk? The kind you can plop a Xaverian Missionary down in the middle of and make him want to tap his toe and crack a beer. They'll have plenty of that in the beer tent we're playing in, so bring the family down, buy a long line of ride tickets for the kids, and go sit back and tilt a beer while the kids are screaming on the tilt-a-whirl and Honky Tonkitis sings happy songs about sad subjects. What better way to spend a Saturday afternoon?