Congrats to our former guitarist, Chris Conrad, who built his own midget racer and now runs it on the Salt Flats in pursuit of the record top speed. Which would you rather do? Play guitars in basements and bars or build and race your own damn cars? Go check out his Facebook page at Milwaukee Midget Racing.
It's almost an optical illusion. How does he even fit in that thing? And is he required to wear a fez?
You can't even park your midget racer in the desert without getting a ticket.