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  • May 27
    Kochanski's Concertina Beer Hall,  Milwaukee
     

Honky Tonkitis

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For one day only, this Black Friday, Bruce Dean is available for a shocking 58% off.

"This is a special like you never thought you'd see," Dean was quoted as saying, "For one day only, I will rock your world for a shocking 58% off."

Although other members of the local band, Honky Tonkitis, were available for a significant mark-down for the one day only post-Thanksgiving sale, shock and resentment ran through the group after Dean made the announcement.

Honky Tonkitis' accordion player, Don Turner, who was marked down 25% for the Black Friday special, was heard to murmer, "I always knew Dean was cheap, but I never thought he'd stoop so low. That slut."

Despite the resentment among members of the group, sales experts predicted long lines that grew early as the special shopping date loomed. General consensus among shoppers already waiting was that the added markdown on Dean would sway the outcome of their purchases. Local shopper Lynn Simmers commented, "originally I was going to make my way immediately over to the Maplewood aisle, but hey, 58% off Bruce? How can I pass up a deal like that?"

"Dean may talk all high and mighty about his 'special deals' and 'looking out for the value-added shopper'", lead singer Johnny Maplewood remarked, "but that boy is nothing but cheap goods. I wouldn't touch that skank with a ten foot pole. Not for 58%, not for 98%." 

Prices good for Friday only.

 

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