"I think the whole thing's crap," accordionist Don Turner of local band, Honky Tonkitis, stated bluntly.
"How is it I can take a Facebook test for 'which member of the band Honky Tonkitis are you?' and come back as a friggin' Johnny Maplewood?"
Other members were equally upset.
"Drummers are not singers. They have absolutely nothing in common with singers. In fact they hate singers. Well, most of them. The ones I know. And yet I took the test twice and still came up as Johnny Maplewood. What a crock!" drummer Kurt Weber grumbled.
"It's scientifically proven that this test is a pile of junk," guitarist Bruce Dean argued. "I went back and changed my answers on all the questions three times, and I STILL came up as Maplewood. I don't think there were any other members in there."
"I don't know what you guys are complaining about," fiddle player Larry Gääärd interjected. "I was happy to be a Johnny Maplewood. But then again, I'm just happy to be here. And I'm really drunk right now. I love all you guys so much."
"I know you guys feel ripped-off by this test," Johnny Maplewood concluded, "but if it makes you feel any better, I came up as Tom Hansen, and I didn't even enter his name into this stupid Facebook thingee."